I don't think my father would approve of me dating the undead, and you're probably too nice a zombie-pirate for me anyway. That shot may have come from the grassy knoll.Įlaine Marley: You know. Guybrush Threepwood: You can't be sure of that. hey! Your mind tricks won't work on me, boy!Įdward Van Helgen: What! You shot my banjo! Guybrush Threepwood: I can go about my business.Ĭabana Boy: You can go about your business.Ĭabana Boy: Move along, move along. Guybrush Threepwood: I'm not the pirate you're looking for.Ĭabana Boy: You're not the pirate I'm looking for. Guybrush Threepwood: You don't need to see my identification.Ĭabana Boy: I don't need to see your identification.

Prepare to eat lead.Ĭabana Boy: Let me see your membership card and I'll let you through! It takes most people years to reach this point. Guybrush: That philosophy isn't worth my time. Now, what has this experience taught you? Herman Toothrot: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, what color is the tree? Guybrush: Well, obviously neither did your barber. Meathook: You don`t know when to stop do you? I feel so lucky that you happened to capture my ship, then murder me and everyone on board. I got many favorites (as you can guess, my most memorable quotes were from MI3):īob: Oh yes sir. IMDB has a list of quotes from many games: I can't think of any others right now though but I think those are my favourites. I always suspected you of being a voyeur!' and of course the entire bit with Alain Trottier. 'I'm Dr Indiana Jones PhD, is that scholarly enough?' and of course most of the sword-fighting insults! 'Maybe I should just drop-kick you into the lava?' 'This is the first time I've ever tried it with people!' 'Of course!' (Bernard, Hoagie and Laverne grin) 'Perhaps I should have tied you to my bed!' 'Oooh, does this mean I get to kick some puffy white mad scientist butt?' These aren't exact quotes, they're from my memory.īonus points to anyone who identifies the speakers!

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